Metro Manila was heavily flooded again brought by another Habagat and Typhoon Mario on September 19, 2014. It was like a dejavu for the victims of flood brought about Typhoon Ondoy in 2010 and Habagat in 2012. As we all see, this is happening again and again, year after year, without any concrete plans from the Philippine Government to solve this repetitive scenario
The flood waters in all areas in Metro Manila have already subsided and definitely the current administration are now thinking on how to escape from getting the blame.
These can be the top ten (10) funny excuses of the P-Noy Government with the recent flooding that hit the Metro:
10. Ang baha po ay karaniwan na sa Manila mula pa nung nakaraang isang-daang taon at itinuturi na itong yaman kaya kailangang i-preserba.
9. Yung baha na dulot ng bagyong Ondoy ay nangyari nung panahon ni Gloria po di ba?! Kaya kasalanan parin ng nakaraang administrasyon ang nangyaring baha na dulot naman ng bagyong Mario.
8. Di na po kasi naisyuhan ng DAP ang PAG-ASA kasi ipinagbawal na ito ng Korte Suprema.
7. Kailangan ko po ng emergency powers para masolusyonan ang pagbaha.
6. Pinotoshoop lang po ang mga litrato ng baha. I dare anyone to take a selfie while swimming in the middle of the flood.
5. The flooding is a smear campaign against this administration. There is no truth to these accusation!
4. Madali lang po solusyonan ang baha, bawal na po ang bagyo sa Pilipinas. Susunod pong batas ito pagkatapos namin mamigay ng 16-digit plate number at ipagbawal ang nakamotor na may helmet.
3. Sa susunod kong term, ipinapangako ko sa inyo wala ng baha.
2. Wala pong baha dulot ng bagyo. Yung ulan is a separate incident caused by monsoon and clouds that we cannot attribute to storm, so under Typhoon Mario there was zero casualty and no flooding to be recorded.
1. Flood is a sign of improving economy.
Funny but somewhat nearly similar to their previous excuses, right?
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